psychopseudopod:

gimmeallyoresidualz:

marauders4evr:

sauronthenecromancer:

the-profuscus:

necturusmaculosus:

barackohanameansfamily:

dannybrony:

ask-mrbojangles:

bowlingalleymomma:

ourlifewithneo-x:

Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them. 

I love this

And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty

These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.

To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like “cut out their tongue so they won’t scream at night” or something so I’m glad this didn’t turn out like I thought it would

u ok sarah

reblogging for that comment

at first i was gonna reblog this for any followers who gotta deal with babies but that comment made it ten times better

Every one of these looks great except the hammock. That looks like a concussion waiting to happen.

Some of these are straight up stupid. Is no one gonna comment how that laundry basket has holes in it? And they’re suggesting to fill those up with water? Are you fucking kidding me I thought that was a joke.

Diid you look at the picture, or even read the text? You submerge the laundry basket into the TUB of water, and the water will enter the basket THROUGH THE HOLES in the basket. THIS WAY your toddler’s toys wont float away while you bathe them. I feel like that should not have to be explained, but I guess it does. 

(via marriahhhhh)

There’s nothing wrong with sex, people.

otherillusions:

claireruns:

thechroniclesofrin:

- Having sex every day. 
- Saving sex for your wedding night. 
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex. 
- Hating sex. 
- Being loud. 
- Being quiet.

The only thing wrong with sex?

When it’s not consensual.

Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.

Reblogging again because this post is so important. 

This

(Source: strengthissexy, via crownthekath)

ronan-aodhan:

i am firmly pro selfie. i am firmly pro millennial. i am firmly pro any topic or issue that gets baby boomers to write pissed off articles in salon or slate or the guardian about how the millennial generation is fucked up and narcissistic and lazy and will never be taken seriously by established powers.

(via odetsleep)

Addict With A Pen

odetsleep:

odetsleep:

Addict With A Pen l Twenty One Pilots

I try desperately to run through the sand
As I hold the water
In the palm of my hand
Cuz it’s all that I have
It’s all that I need and
The waves of the water
Mean nothing to me

THIS WAS MY FIRST POST ABOUT TWENTY ONE PILOTS IM GONNA CRY

Putting down confident girls is not feminism

shaming sex workers is not feminism

"I’m not like other girls" is not feminism

sex shaming is not feminism

shaming BDSM practitioners is not feminism

misandry is not feminism

ignoring trans women’s rights is not feminism

(Source: ero-miki, via hot-as-balls)